Glenn narrowly avoided utter bankruptcy by competing in midget thumb-wrestling competitions. Once, he saved a dolphin from drowning. The dolphin now lives in his garage. When Glenn drinks too much Coke, he speaks an ancient Macedonian dialect, but only while vacuuming. In at least four separate occasions, he slept 29 hours straight. His tongue does not stick to icy surfaces. If you see Glenn at the gas station, throw 2 nickels at his feet and he'll tap dance on top of your car. Reading feeds his over-active imagination. On weekends, he has been known to doodle.